Office Relics · Emotionally Overvalued
Motivational Desk Rock: Synergy Edition
A polished stone asked to perform the labor of leadership.
Curator’s Worthlessness Rating9/10 — Historically Regrettable
Estimated ValueOne team-building exercise, depreciated
Fictional ProvenanceDistributed at a quarterly offsite whose action items were later absorbed by silence.
Curator's NoteThe word synergy is engraved with the permanence usually reserved for laws and regrets.
Editorial museum satire. The provenance and acquisition story are fictionalized. Museum plinth still life with soft side light.
Acquisition Note
Kept near a monitor for seven years without improving a single meeting.
