Expired Promises · Technically Exists
Coupon for a Restaurant That Changed Concepts Twice
A discount for a dining experience that became tacos, then lamps.
Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated ValueFifteen percent off a memory
Fake ProvenancePreserved in a glove compartment beyond its legal and culinary relevance.
Curator's NoteThe fine print survived longer than the brand.
Acquisition Note
It was kept for next time, a phrase with unusual destructive power.
A discount for a dining experience that became tacos, then lamps.