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Domestic Disappointments · Recovered Exhibit

Microwave Bacon Tray of Grease Architecture

A ridged platform that asks breakfast to become a drainage project.

Microwave bacon tray staged as a ridged kitchen object.
Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated Value$11, plus ventilation concerns
Fake ProvenanceRecovered beside a microwave with a rotating plate and a long memory.
Curator's NoteThe tray implies the microwave can be a diner if everyone lowers expectations together.

Acquisition Note

Accepted into the collection after proving that the fastest route to bacon can still feel administratively complex.