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Novelty Objects · Recovered Exhibit

Toilet Golf Set for Executive Retreats

A putting green that mistakes the restroom for a leadership development venue.

Toilet golf putting set arranged on a restroom-green plinth.
Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Aggressively Unnecessary
Estimated Value$14, including private shame
Fake ProvenanceRecovered from a gift exchange where silence was the strongest review.
Curator's NoteIt expands golf into the only room that had successfully avoided it.

Acquisition Note

Acquired after the museum concluded that not every room deserves a sport.