Domestic Disappointments · Permanently Useless
Avocado Slicer with Three Hidden Risks
A tool that replaces one knife with a small operations department.
Worthlessness Rating6/10 — Fully Unnecessary
Estimated ValueOne sink full of parts
Fake ProvenanceAcquired during a period of kitchen self-improvement later known as The Drawer Years.
Curator's NoteThe object proves that specialization is not the same as wisdom.
Acquisition Note
It successfully sliced two avocados and one human expectation.
A tool that replaces one knife with a small operations department.