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Domestic Disappointments · Permanently Useless

Avocado Slicer with Three Hidden Risks

A tool that replaces one knife with a small operations department.

Avocado Slicer with Three Hidden Risks photographed as a premium museum object on a warm ivory plinth.
Worthlessness Rating6/10 — Fully Unnecessary
Estimated ValueOne sink full of parts
Fake ProvenanceAcquired during a period of kitchen self-improvement later known as The Drawer Years.
Curator's NoteThe object proves that specialization is not the same as wisdom.

Acquisition Note

It successfully sliced two avocados and one human expectation.

A tool that replaces one knife with a small operations department.

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