Questionable Gifts · Recovered Exhibit
Beard Bib of Grooming Containment
A textile catchment system for facial hair with the confidence of civil engineering.
Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated Value$10, mirror not included
Fake ProvenanceRecovered from beneath a sink hook with two unused suction cups.
Curator's NoteA cape for the brief moment when grooming becomes infrastructure.
Acquisition Note
Accessioned after demonstrating that cleanup can be made more theatrical than the original problem.