Novelty Objects · Recovered Exhibit
Tiny Finger Hands for Overspecified Gestures
Miniature hands that make every normal gesture look like a policy failure.
Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Aggressively Unnecessary
Estimated Value$6, dignity not included
Fake ProvenancePurchased for a meeting, then immediately promoted to evidence.
Curator's NoteAn object for people who felt their fingers were not already specific enough.
Acquisition Note
Filed under communication devices that reduce clarity while increasing commitment.