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Horse Head Mask for Entering Rooms Incorrectly

A full social reset disguised as costume hardware.

A novelty horse head mask interpreted as a museum object on a warm plinth.
Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated ValueOne uncomfortable group photo
Fake ProvenanceRecovered from a garage shelf where it startled the homeowner every November.
Curator's NoteIts power lies not in realism, but in making every conversation instantly worse.

Acquisition Note

The mask was purchased for a party and stayed for the family lore.

A full social reset disguised as costume hardware.

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