Domestic Disappointments · Recovered Exhibit
Pizza Scissors with Crust-Based Authority
A cutting implement that asks pizza to submit to office-supply governance.
Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated Value$13, wheel technology ignored
Fake ProvenanceRecovered from a kitchen drawer between novelty tongs and a mango tool.
Curator's NoteIt turns a shared meal into a craft project with melted cheese consequences.
Acquisition Note
Acquired after proving that a wheel can be replaced by a hinge and several doubts.