Office Relics · Emotionally Overvalued
Motivational Desk Rock: Synergy Edition
A polished stone asked to perform the labor of leadership.
Worthlessness Rating9/10 — Historically Regrettable
Estimated ValueOne team-building exercise, depreciated
Fake ProvenanceDistributed at a quarterly offsite whose action items were later absorbed by silence.
Curator's NoteThe word synergy is engraved with the permanence usually reserved for laws and regrets.
Acquisition Note
Kept near a monitor for seven years without improving a single meeting.
A polished stone asked to perform the labor of leadership.