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Office Relics · Emotionally Overvalued

Motivational Desk Rock: Synergy Edition

A polished stone asked to perform the labor of leadership.

Motivational Desk Rock: Synergy Edition photographed as a premium museum object on a warm ivory plinth.
Worthlessness Rating9/10 — Historically Regrettable
Estimated ValueOne team-building exercise, depreciated
Fake ProvenanceDistributed at a quarterly offsite whose action items were later absorbed by silence.
Curator's NoteThe word synergy is engraved with the permanence usually reserved for laws and regrets.

Acquisition Note

Kept near a monitor for seven years without improving a single meeting.

A polished stone asked to perform the labor of leadership.

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