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Tiny Tripod That Confidently Supports Nothing

A three-legged declaration of stability made at an indefensible scale.

Tiny Tripod That Confidently Supports Nothing photographed as a premium museum object on a warm ivory plinth.
Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated ValueA receipt no one kept
Fake ProvenanceBundled with a camera accessory kit whose most durable component was the packaging.
Curator's NoteIt collapses with the discretion of an institution avoiding comment.

Acquisition Note

The tripod performed adequately until introduced to gravity.

A three-legged declaration of stability made at an indefensible scale.

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