Domestic Disappointments · Recovered Exhibit
Toilet Bowl Night Light of Domestic Theater
A tiny lighting rig for the one household fixture asking not to be a stage.
Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Aggressively Unnecessary
Estimated Value$9, atmosphere included
Fake ProvenanceRecovered from a bathroom where color cycling was treated as a feature.
Curator's NoteThe object answers a question civilization had politely avoided asking.
Acquisition Note
Catalogued after the museum confirmed that ambiance had finally gone too far.