Novelty Objects · Technically Exists
Yodeling Pickle With Alpine Ambitions
A plastic pickle that brings the mountains indoors for reasons not yet reviewed by science.
Worthlessness Rating10/10 — Absolutely Worthless
Estimated ValueOne startled room
Fake ProvenanceFound in a gift closet between a retirement card and three unlabeled chargers.
Curator's NoteThe button converts silence into a problem everyone can hear.
Acquisition Note
Submitted after an office party where the pickle outperformed the agenda.
A plastic pickle that brings the mountains indoors for reasons not yet reviewed by science.