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Domestic Disappointments · Recovered Exhibit
Microwave Bacon Tray of Grease Architecture
A ridged platform that asks breakfast to become a drainage project.
Curator’s Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated Value$11, plus ventilation concerns
Fictional ProvenanceRecovered beside a microwave with a rotating plate and a long memory.
Curator's NoteThe tray implies the microwave can be a diner if everyone lowers expectations together.
Editorial museum satire. The provenance and acquisition story are fictionalized. Staged editorial artwork, not a documentary product photograph.
Acquisition Note
Accepted into the collection after proving that the fastest route to bacon can still feel administratively complex.
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