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Domestic Disappointments · Permanently Useless

Banana Slicer Built for One Curved Emergency

A single-fruit solution for anyone brave enough to mechanize breakfast.

A banana slicer treated as a serious museum artifact on a warm ivory plinth.
Curator’s Worthlessness Rating9/10 — Historically Regrettable
Estimated ValueSeven identical banana coins
Fictional ProvenanceCatalogued after the kitchen drawer achieved critical mass and demanded outside oversight.
Curator's NoteThis object asks the ancient question: what if a knife had management approval?

Editorial museum satire. The provenance and acquisition story are fictionalized. AI-generated editorial still life; do not use Amazon product imagery.

Acquisition Note

The donor reports that the banana had already been sliced emotionally.

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