Domestic Disappointments · Permanently Useless
Banana Slicer Built for One Curved Emergency
A single-fruit solution for anyone brave enough to mechanize breakfast.
Worthlessness Rating9/10 — Historically Regrettable
Estimated ValueSeven identical banana coins
Fake ProvenanceCatalogued after the kitchen drawer achieved critical mass and demanded outside oversight.
Curator's NoteThis object asks the ancient question: what if a knife had management approval?
Acquisition Note
The donor reports that the banana had already been sliced emotionally.
A single-fruit solution for anyone brave enough to mechanize breakfast.