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Novelty Objects · Recovered Exhibit
Toilet Golf Set for Executive Retreats
A putting green that mistakes the restroom for a leadership development venue.
Curator’s Worthlessness Rating8/10 — Aggressively Unnecessary
Estimated Value$14, including private shame
Fictional ProvenanceRecovered from a gift exchange where silence was the strongest review.
Curator's NoteIt expands golf into the only room that had successfully avoided it.
Editorial museum satire. The provenance and acquisition story are fictionalized. Staged editorial artwork, not a documentary product photograph.
Acquisition Note
Acquired after the museum concluded that not every room deserves a sport.
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