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Novelty Objects · Recovered Exhibit

Car Fry Holder for Commuter Cuisine

A dedicated cockpit for potatoes during journeys too short for dignity.

Car fry holder presented as a commuter dining tool.
Curator’s Worthlessness Rating7/10 — Impressively Futile
Estimated Value$7, crumbs retained separately
Fictional ProvenanceRecovered from a center console after a drive-through incident of moderate importance.
Curator's NoteIt recognizes that fries deserve safety restraints before many passengers receive napkins.

Editorial museum satire. The provenance and acquisition story are fictionalized. Staged editorial artwork, not a documentary product photograph.

Acquisition Note

Catalogued as automotive dining equipment for people who believe cup holders lacked ambition.

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